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The Great Presidential Debate on Cryptocurrency - A Lord of the Rings Inspired Tale

Get the inside scoop on the great presidential debate on cryptocurrency with a hilarious take on the topic. Make smart decisions with our tips to survive an economic disaster.

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Feb 07, 2023
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It was a day foreseen by the Wise. The leaders of the great land of the North had gathered in a hall of stone and wood to deliberate on the fate of their economy. And the eyes of the world were upon them.

"Hear me, O Presidents!" cried Trump, his voice ringing like a horn of Gondor. "Cryptocurrencies are the key to un…

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